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  Job Prospect

  by Sadie5 in

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  hubby and i went to wal-mart yesterday and the manager checked us out.

  got to chat a few minutes with him, told him i put in an application and really needed a job.

  he said to call him monday morning and talk to him more.

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  Frannie Banannie

  Sadie, sounds like you'll have a "full plate", cherie....and the weekend job prospect sounds very promising for the future....

  Good luck!

  Frannie B
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  Where do you believe the watchtower organization will be in 20 years?

  by micheal in

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  i know if any of us had our way the org.

  would be gone tomorrow.

  but in realistic terms, what condition will this cruel organization be in in 20 years.. .

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  Frannie Banannie

  Well......lessee....they're ruled by a Gov. Potty....publish mountains of toil-ette paper (mags & booklets) and they're already

  Frannie B
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  When you die you go to Karen's.

  by simplesally in

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  my little girl goes to a babysitter 3 days a week.

  she is 2 and the other little girl is 3. they were talking about their daddy's.

  so they asked the babysitter where her daddy was.

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  Out of the mouths of babes....woulda been interesting to find out how she planned to "fix" grandma...

  Frannie B
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  Art vs. Pornography

  by Aztec in

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  i have framed some odd things in my career.

  i didn't mind framing a penthouse spread.

  i did mind framing a "slave bat".

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  It's all in the eyes of the beholder....depends on who's looking at the photos and their point of view....a pedophile wouldn't view any photos of nude children in the same light as an art connoisseur would...

  Frannie B
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  Ozzie's Weekend Poll #63

  by ozziepost in

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  how's the weekend going?.

  mrs ozzie and i enjoyed a beach picnic with friends.

  yes, there was plenty of shiraz!

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  Oz, it's #11...Other....to me....

  It showed how brazenly the Gov. Potty used donations from the congregations for building new KH's.....by LOANING money TO the congregations...moneys which had ALREADY BEEN collected from the congregations for the building fund....and then expecting the congregations to PAY BACK to the Gov. Potty, THAT WHICH THEY HAD DONATED IN THE FIRST PLACE!!! (ie: their own money, donated, then loaned back to them for repayment) Of course, the accounts report didn't even mention all the free labor gleaned from the congregations for these projects...

  Frannie B
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  Have You Ever Talked to Peanuts? (Boy! Was my face Red!!)

  by Frannie Banannie in

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  i have talked to peanuts...and was caught!!!

  one time when i was living in san diego county, california....i was in a ralph's grocery store.....now...i have a habit of discussing prices and such while i'm shopping....out loud....there doesn't hafta be anyone else there....i just discuss 'em with myself, since i'm gonna be the one payin'.....when i got to the nuts aisle.....and it was at the end of the aisle closest to the checkout lines, naturally....i began berrating the peanuts over their outrageous prices.....there was a loudspeaker for the store in the ceiling...directly over my head.....just as i finished my oratory to the peanuts, an employee bellowed something totally incomprehensible through the store speakers.....i'm extremely easily startled.....and as luck would have it, the store manager was just passing the end of the aisle where i stood doing my spastic, throwing my jerking hands up and jumping through my skin dance, because i thought at first the peanuts had answered me......the man bent over double laughing....i woulda kicked his arse if he hadn't peed his pants right there....harrumph!

  so tell me....have yall ever done anything that turned your face red?

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  Frannie Banannie

  Yep... that was my ass on the corner of Younge and Sheppard that day! At least I made some people smile....

  LOL, Inq!!!

  the stinker was me! ... AAAAHHHHHHHH! I was sprayed in the back by a cat before I got on the bus, as I walked past him... LOL... talk about embarrassing!!! I tried to wash the smell outta my really nice blazer, but no go... I had to throw it away...

  (moans)...oh, NOOOOO, Inq!!! Woulda been nice to have some of that detergent with baking soda and some Febreze back then, huh? LOL!
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  I have crossed over...Blondie

  by blondie in

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  to another level...supreme one.. do i get a prize....i would like a hot fudge turtle sundae.. blondie

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  Frannie Banannie

  special bonus points - you just gave me the title for the second JWD cookbook Food in Due Season - The Holiday Cookbook

  Frannie B
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  I have crossed over...Blondie

  by blondie in

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  to another level...supreme one.. do i get a prize....i would like a hot fudge turtle sundae.. blondie

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  Frannie Banannie

  ALL HAIL BLONDIE, THE SUPREME ONE!!!!

  Congratulations, hon!!

  Cheers!

  Frannie B
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  Have You Ever Talked to Peanuts? (Boy! Was my face Red!!)

  by Frannie Banannie in

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  i have talked to peanuts...and was caught!!!

  one time when i was living in san diego county, california....i was in a ralph's grocery store.....now...i have a habit of discussing prices and such while i'm shopping....out loud....there doesn't hafta be anyone else there....i just discuss 'em with myself, since i'm gonna be the one payin'.....when i got to the nuts aisle.....and it was at the end of the aisle closest to the checkout lines, naturally....i began berrating the peanuts over their outrageous prices.....there was a loudspeaker for the store in the ceiling...directly over my head.....just as i finished my oratory to the peanuts, an employee bellowed something totally incomprehensible through the store speakers.....i'm extremely easily startled.....and as luck would have it, the store manager was just passing the end of the aisle where i stood doing my spastic, throwing my jerking hands up and jumping through my skin dance, because i thought at first the peanuts had answered me......the man bent over double laughing....i woulda kicked his arse if he hadn't peed his pants right there....harrumph!

  so tell me....have yall ever done anything that turned your face red?

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  No nuts!!!!

  LOL, OCW! Well.....if ya didn't talk to nuts, what DID ya talk to, huh? Inquiring minds wanna know....

  Frannie B
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  Have You Ever Talked to Peanuts? (Boy! Was my face Red!!)

  by Frannie Banannie in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i have talked to peanuts...and was caught!!!

  one time when i was living in san diego county, california....i was in a ralph's grocery store.....now...i have a habit of discussing prices and such while i'm shopping....out loud....there doesn't hafta be anyone else there....i just discuss 'em with myself, since i'm gonna be the one payin'.....when i got to the nuts aisle.....and it was at the end of the aisle closest to the checkout lines, naturally....i began berrating the peanuts over their outrageous prices.....there was a loudspeaker for the store in the ceiling...directly over my head.....just as i finished my oratory to the peanuts, an employee bellowed something totally incomprehensible through the store speakers.....i'm extremely easily startled.....and as luck would have it, the store manager was just passing the end of the aisle where i stood doing my spastic, throwing my jerking hands up and jumping through my skin dance, because i thought at first the peanuts had answered me......the man bent over double laughing....i woulda kicked his arse if he hadn't peed his pants right there....harrumph!

  so tell me....have yall ever done anything that turned your face red?

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  Frannie Banannie

  I'll just wear my grandma's sun dress and wig.

  so.....Shamus?.....with that and your grizzly beard, how'm I gonna recognize you? You'll look just like a thousand other guys there....

  Now as you know they,don't lead OXEN with a leash or anything.. They just follow closely behind their owner... Well, as I was walking out just ahead of the farmer.. you'll never guess what happenned. As we all exited the barn (which I'm really nervous in anyway).. the farmer exits the barn and makes an abrupt turn to the left. Which for some reason, the MASSIVE BIG OXEN ...BIRGHT AND LION.. don't see. So guess who they cozy up behind and are following? that's right.. ME !!!!!!!!! I'm stumbling and turning around and scrambling.. and the oxen are scrambling right after me.. The Old Time Farmer then "CLUES IN" and he's yelling.. WHOA THERE.. BRIGHT AND LION.. WHOA THERE.. He came to my rescue..as the OXEN were almost up my butt by then. Meanwhile sitting on the grassy lawn just outside the barn.. stands my spouse and my best friend ..laughing their heads off.... YIP.. I turned pretty red....

  LOL, SK!!! Peeing my pants here...(grabs fresh "pretends" undergarments and dashes for bathroom)

  Frannie B